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[Potty Pals]

Election year - I sleep
BrewStew uploads - Real shit?
Pissing championship - A S C E N D E D

[Woodshop]

Me, an american high schooler who doesn't even have any classes similar to woodshop and can't choose classes: Damn, did you graduate from heaven?

[Soccer Coach]

Go team go (To hell)

[First Fight]

Winning a fight without even touching him. Your new home is the salty spitoon
(I was gonna make another joke, but I forgot what it was. Now I'm like "Willem Dafoe" from the end of "Platoon")

[Just Because]

I posted this comment just because

[Fancy Restaurant]

𝒟𝒶𝓎𝓊𝓂

[Donating Blood]

1. I'd rather bite my own veins out of my wrists
2. Who the hell is afraid of a pulse?

[Monopoly]

Bankrupt on luxury tax? But it takes only 20% of your money
1. He really does suck
2. More luck "welfare tax"

[Trampoline]

Tyler: You're not a god-damn millipede
Me: You're not a god-damn scolipede
(well, since he mentioned charizard, might as well have two for one)

[Stolen Pokemon Card]

I once stole my older brother's pokemon cards he kept in a plastic bag. It was four decks of cards, and I still have it now. And this isn't pokemon, but my oldest brother once scammed someone back in the 90s when he was in elementary school (Or middle school, I don't remember) and traded some random crap card for a blue eyes white dragon