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[Trampoline]

Tyler: You're not a god-damn millipede
Me: You're not a god-damn scolipede
(well, since he mentioned charizard, might as well have two for one)

[Stolen Pokemon Card]

I once stole my older brother's pokemon cards he kept in a plastic bag. It was four decks of cards, and I still have it now. And this isn't pokemon, but my oldest brother once scammed someone back in the 90s when he was in elementary school (Or middle school, I don't remember) and traded some random crap card for a blue eyes white dragon

[Bomb Threat]

الله أكبر

[Summer Vacation]

Summer vacation - The fun hellhole that ends too quick

[Being Broke]

How DARE you waste an innocent bottle of mountain dew with that? you're supposed to shit and piss outside and wipe your ass with the leaves

[Snow Day]

South park characters, At williams park. Yeah, sounds about right
Also, I live in NYC. You guys get snow?

[Riding Bikes]

Tommy's buried over there. Little panda over there. And big panda over there! Man, It's just crazy. Everybody blastin' on animals first, then ask questions second

Scorpions! Drive-by! Incoming!
Oh, motherfucker! my rusty turd
We gotta get back to the hood, man. It's too cringy around here. Grab a mountain bike and pedal! Even you ain't forgotten that. Don't follow my lead!
(You better get the game reference)

[My Dad's Car]

Good thing your dad's moving scrap wasn't called "Little bastard"

[Kindergarten]

Tyler: Has a girlfriend in kindergarden
Me, who had a girlfriend in Pre-k when I was 3: P A T H E T I C

(Yes, I had a gf when I was 3. I went to pre-k with her. I used to have a picture of us in fancy clothes)

[School Lunch]

School lunch in the 90s: Overpriced garbage
School lunch now: Public schools giving actually edible stuff for free
(I go to high school in NYC, Our schools give free lunch, AND it tastes great)