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[Snow Day]

South park characters, At williams park. Yeah, sounds about right
Also, I live in NYC. You guys get snow?

[Riding Bikes]

Tommy's buried over there. Little panda over there. And big panda over there! Man, It's just crazy. Everybody blastin' on animals first, then ask questions second

Scorpions! Drive-by! Incoming!
Oh, motherfucker! my rusty turd
We gotta get back to the hood, man. It's too cringy around here. Grab a mountain bike and pedal! Even you ain't forgotten that. Don't follow my lead!
(You better get the game reference)

[My Dad's Car]

Good thing your dad's moving scrap wasn't called "Little bastard"

[Kindergarten]

Tyler: Has a girlfriend in kindergarden
Me, who had a girlfriend in Pre-k when I was 3: P A T H E T I C

(Yes, I had a gf when I was 3. I went to pre-k with her. I used to have a picture of us in fancy clothes)

[School Lunch]

School lunch in the 90s: Overpriced garbage
School lunch now: Public schools giving actually edible stuff for free
(I go to high school in NYC, Our schools give free lunch, AND it tastes great)

[Rat Hunting]

*Black and white TV turns on* Thank you for joining us at 13'o clock news, I'm Tom O'donnell. This just in: Rat F Kennedy survives assassination attempt from Tyler Harvey Oswald. We have Dan Peterson at the scene and he'll ask the Rat why that was a shitty attempt and why the assassin is suck a pussy. Dan, what do you have for us? Dan? DAN??

[Toys R Us]

Must... Steal... Legos... And Nerf Guns

[Chemistry Set]

David and the boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiis, although there appears to be only two of the boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiis
*Insert "me and the boys" meme with rhino and goblin missing*

[Haunted Box Fan]

If someone had a box fan nowadays, I'd be screaming like the Beach boys are in town. And I'm a guy, and ran out of crack rock to expirement with

[Dial-Up]

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