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[Rat Hunting]

*Black and white TV turns on* Thank you for joining us at 13'o clock news, I'm Tom O'donnell. This just in: Rat F Kennedy survives assassination attempt from Tyler Harvey Oswald. We have Dan Peterson at the scene and he'll ask the Rat why that was a shitty attempt and why the assassin is suck a pussy. Dan, what do you have for us? Dan? DAN??

[Toys R Us]

Must... Steal... Legos... And Nerf Guns

[Chemistry Set]

David and the boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiis, although there appears to be only two of the boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiis
*Insert "me and the boys" meme with rhino and goblin missing*

[Haunted Box Fan]

If someone had a box fan nowadays, I'd be screaming like the Beach boys are in town. And I'm a guy, and ran out of crack rock to expirement with

[Dial-Up]

-.-- --- ..- / ..- ... . / -.. .. .- .-.. -....- ..- .--. ..--.. / .--. .- - .... . - .. -.-.

-.--. .. / . -.. .. - . -.. / - .... .. ... / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / .. / .-. ..- .. -. . -.. / - .... . / .--- --- -.- . -.--.-

[Birthday Party]

Too late to say happy birthday? Doesn't matter *loads gun*

[Homeless Hitchhiker]

Pimps never age, but always pretend to be broke. Gotta steal more spaceship cars

[First Kiss]

Damn. Not only was Michael from a difficult family, but his sister was also a whore

[Africa Dudes]

Watched this three times and got all the badges? you just wasted 1.1 hours
Edit: I just wasted two and a half hours on this, and only have two badges. What the hell is my life with this?
Edit 2: Ok, I put this on and had an auto-clicker on where the reset button is, Left for school, and came back and finally have the third and final badge. 9001 IQ play (Dec 1, end of NNN too)

[Channel Surfing (NewgroundsTV Bumper)]

Boyfriend: When does Pico come back with the pizza?
Son: He's on his way
Boyfriend: K then. At least NetGrounds has something for once
Edit: Well, I've eaten leftover pizza for breakfast before
Everyone: Who said that?

pepperly responds:

who eats fresh pizza for breakfast, though